Dear Entourage,
I hate you. But more importantly I hate your theme song and I always have. How do you go to bed every night knowing that you still welcome your loyal (but ridiculously bored viewers) with this piece of crap by Jane's Addiction:
"My mind had been enabled
In a memory you overflowed
Want to be your superhero
Even if I tumble fall."Which of course leads into our favorite part: "Ohhhh yeahh!!! Ohhh yeah!!!"
In addition to the weak theme song, the season premier this past weekend was equally as pathetic. Not only was Vince even douchier than before (and also wore a beard resembling a terrorist) but IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER EPISODE ever. Drama being mildly entertaining but not necessary for any plot line, Turtle never getting laid and driving around high in an Escalade, E being the uptight good guy, Ari screaming at everything, and Lloyd being, well the same he's been the entire series.
Instead of watching Entourage, from now on I am going to direct my attention to Fox's latest venture: Hole in the Wall.

1 comment:
i'd watch an episode where Vince gets AIDS and learns a valuable lesson about humility.
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